Myself plus dieting equals epic fail...

So... You know how I was supposed to start my diet and new workout this last weekend... Well it didn't happen. I decided to eat everything unhealthy in my home this last week so I could start fresh without any garbage food. Unfortunately this ended in me gaining more weight. I was 169.9 when I weighed myself this morning. I am now bigger than a whale, I am a huge fucking whale. I thought maybe I was a beluga whale but now I feel more like a blue whale which I think is the biggest whale but I could be wrong. So I am going to the grocery store tomorrow in which I am going to stock up on rabbit food (peppers, lettuce, carrots, and so on) chicken, Special K, and low fat yogurt. Wish me luck... I am going to need it.