My child is a goat.

I have come to the conclusion that A. is a goat. He eats everything and I mean EVERYTHING! How he has come to this type of diet I have no clue. J. doesn't eat everything... Only real food. Today he decided to eat carpet fibers from the rug in the play area, which his also did yesterday twice. The best part is watching him hack it up and cleaning up the vomit and carpet fibers afterward. He likes to eat cardboard, books, paper, and my favorite, the carpet. We went out to dinner the other night and thought we would give him a coaster to play with and about 2 minutes later half of it was gone. I guess I really need to start watching him.